BOLTON'S BACK, ALRIGHT!

Missed me, guys?

Hey, so (belated) Merry Christmas everyone.

I didn't really do anything special this year - Mom was all for going to the ski lodge again, but heck no was I going to go on a "road trip" with her again. Besides, Dad took the opportunity of a day off of work to drill basketball into my head. All. Day. Long. It was pretty gay bad.

There's a lot of drama going on, so I definitely hope that's going to be sorted out by New Year's. Anyone else going to Sharpay and Cairn's party?

Private.
And, like, I'm kind of in love with Sharpay. (Actually, a lot.)

But I'm kind of in love with Gabriella, too. (And I told her.)

But Gabriella's in love with Ryan and she says we should be "just friends." But I don't know if I'm over her, or what. But I kissed Sharpay yesterday? And we played basketball and and and. I really wanted to kiss her again.

I don't know. Life sucks.

My mom is crazy.

Mom: Let's go for a road trip, Troy!
Me: Mom... it's Tuesday.
Mom: But don't you feel a craving for some Mexican food?

You guessed it.

Next thing I know we're in MEXICO and my mom's going psycho because her salsa is the wrong shade of red. And I'm trying to shake a dog off my foot, wondering how the heck I got here, and thinking how pissed my dad will be when he realizes his wife and son crossed the border for some enchiladas. Especially at his son. His son who's life should revolve around basketball.

So that, my friends, is why I wasn't in school for the past week (or so). True story.